lemuland.

vulcanneckpinch:

ibelieveinsherlockh:

gogetyour-shovel:

datass-assin:

eziohotpantsauditore:

nuggetsandpizza:

sauabucnis:

my-three-patch-problem:

I watched Mycroft eat a kitten because I read Alone on the Water because I was told to.

/cries

I met Sherlock Holmes because Jim told me to and it was slightly awkward

I watched Sherlock headbutt John Watson because i’m a proper genius too and i screamed with joy

yep

I met Sherlock Holmes because I ran out of strawberry jam and melted into a puddle on the floor.

Anderson made me kick Donovan because I’m a proper genius, too, and I ran away.

I watched in horror as Mycroft ate Anderson because I can stop John Watsons heart and I smiled.

I shagged Mycroft Holmes because he asked for it and I screamed with Joy….geez why do I get the perverted one?

Lestrade made me punch Sherlock Holmes because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2 and I ran away.

YES.

I shagged Sherlock’s scarf because I’m a proper genius too and it was odd.

What?